Saturday, October 16, 2010

Dear Josh: Cereal is Not Poison

Dear Joshua,

My beloved son, who refuses to sleep longer than 2.569 hours and who loves to smile at Stanley the Monkey nightlight at 3am:

Oatmeal cereal is not of Satan. 

It is not poison; it is not brussel sprouts. 

It is cereal. With milk. That's it. Pretty simple. 

Must we go through such theatrics?

Almost 6 months old

"Please stop the torture!"

First attempt, months ago.

4 months old

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